The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever.

Joss Whedon
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  4. If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy. - Dorothy Parker

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  2. Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

  3. Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>We need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a...

  4. Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

  5. If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.

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